Science, Magic and a dash of Ninja

Thursday, August 26, 2004

feeling jolly good, wot?

being in all round, good weather mood, i must say, i figure id go round having fun.
So wrote some lyrics to a wee ditty i play on me guitar, thot id share em. for fun en profit.


opening ridiculoso
pause then
G D A (speedo pick progression)
Checkin out the mirror,
G D A (get the idea?)
wishin it were clearer,
Lookin into my eyes,
wide with surprise!

(sorry, i meant to go to the mens room!)

Have you seen this girl?
No I haven't seen her either,
Wonder where she keeps herself....
Have you seen this girl?

Order my second plate,
where is my date?
Somewhere out there,
combing her hair!

(God today, i wish i was hairspray!)

repeat chorus

crowd dive onto massive fanbase, proceed to party out after rock concert.

Wake up, realize you have been dreaming, but also realize that that is just fine.

So, another person has found my thingy, and wants to be my friend! Far out, right? I think its cool! I think i shall proceed to actually post pictures of myself online later, if i get ash to help me. I love friend!

Meanwhile, poker tonight! And Nick is lookin to hook me up with a security position at a gentlemen's club. Thatd be lots of money. And fun. And ridiculous.

weeeee! have a woohoo day!

just found this, thot id do it cuz its funny:
[x] I miss somebody right now.
[ ] I don’t watch much TV these days.
[ ] I love olives
[x] I love sleeping.
[x] I own lots of books
[x] I wear glasses or contact lenses.
[x] I love to play video games.
[x] I’ve tried marijuana. *just once, to see what it was like.
[x] I’ve watched porn movies.
[x] I have been in a threesome. (oh yeah!)
[ ] I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
[x] I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
[ ] I like and respect Al Sharpton.
[ ] I curse frequently.
[x] I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
[x] I have a hobby.
[x] I’ve been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing
[ ] I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
[x] I’m really, really smart.
[x] I’ve never broken someone’s bones. (that i know of)
[ ] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[ ]I hate the rain.
[ ] I’m paranoid at times.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I need money right now!
[x] I love Sushi.
[ ] I talk really, really fast.
[ ] I have fresh breath in the morning.
[ ] I have semi-long hair.
[ ] I have lost money in Las Vegas.
[x] I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
[ ] I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
[ ] I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
[ ] I have a twin.
[x] I have worn fake hair/fingernails/EYELASHES in the past
[ ] I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
[x] I like the way that I look sometimes.
[x] I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
[ ] I know how to cornrow.
[ ] I am usually pessimistic.
[ ] I have a lot of mood swings.
[ ] I think prostitution should be legalized.
[ ] I think Britney Spears is hot.
[x] I have a hidden talent
[ ] I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
[ ] I think that I’m popular.
[ ] I have kissed someone of the same sex.
[x] I enjoy talking on the phone. (sometimes)
[ ] I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
[x] I love to shop.
[ ] I would rather shop than eat!
[ ] I would classify myself as ghetto
[ ] I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
[ ] I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
[x] I don’t hate anyone.
[x] I’m a pretty good dancer.
[ ] I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
[ ] I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
[x] I have a cell phone.
[ ] I watch MTV on a daily basis.
[ ] I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
[ ] I love drama.
[ ] I have never been in a real relationship before.
[ ] I’ve rejected someone before.
[x] I currently have a crush on someone. (but i don't know who she is!)
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I want to have children in the future
[x] I have changed a diaper before.
[ ] I’ve called the cops on a friend before
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
[ ] I’m not allergic to anything
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[ ] I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger (thatd be cool at least once, tho)
[ ] I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie.
[ ] I am very shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I have at least 5 away messages saved.
[x] I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
[ ] I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past
[ ] I own the "South Park" movie.
[ ] I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal
[ ] When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
[ ]One of those neighbors was the same sex.
[x] I enjoy some country music. (bluegrass! and a few other songs)
[x] I would die for my best friend (or anyone else, for that matter)
[ ] I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
[ ] I watch soap operas whenever I can
[ ]I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
[x] I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
[ ] I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story"
[x] Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
[ ] I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
[ ] I have dated a close friend’s ex
[x] I have cut my self before.
[x] I am happy at this moment.
[ ] I have killed at least one hobo.
[x] I am doing this wearing no socks.

weee, that was fun!


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