Science, Magic and a dash of Ninja

Friday, August 27, 2004

the ninja vs devastator

nah, this post has nothin to do with that. Im sure id win, but damn that would be a hella of a fight.

I just thot id mention that another cute girl is now my friend on myspace. This is ridiculous. I wonder if its the jesus? Jesus wins!

God i love life. weeeeeeeeeeeee! ok ok, im gonna play guitar now lol

(so much posting)

and who says rocks arnt pets?

Thursday, August 26, 2004

feeling jolly good, wot?

being in all round, good weather mood, i must say, i figure id go round having fun.
So wrote some lyrics to a wee ditty i play on me guitar, thot id share em. for fun en profit.


opening ridiculoso
pause then
G D A (speedo pick progression)
Checkin out the mirror,
G D A (get the idea?)
wishin it were clearer,
Lookin into my eyes,
wide with surprise!

(sorry, i meant to go to the mens room!)

Have you seen this girl?
No I haven't seen her either,
Wonder where she keeps herself....
Have you seen this girl?

Order my second plate,
where is my date?
Somewhere out there,
combing her hair!

(God today, i wish i was hairspray!)

repeat chorus

crowd dive onto massive fanbase, proceed to party out after rock concert.

Wake up, realize you have been dreaming, but also realize that that is just fine.

So, another person has found my thingy, and wants to be my friend! Far out, right? I think its cool! I think i shall proceed to actually post pictures of myself online later, if i get ash to help me. I love friend!

Meanwhile, poker tonight! And Nick is lookin to hook me up with a security position at a gentlemen's club. Thatd be lots of money. And fun. And ridiculous.

weeeee! have a woohoo day!

just found this, thot id do it cuz its funny:
[x] I miss somebody right now.
[ ] I don’t watch much TV these days.
[ ] I love olives
[x] I love sleeping.
[x] I own lots of books
[x] I wear glasses or contact lenses.
[x] I love to play video games.
[x] I’ve tried marijuana. *just once, to see what it was like.
[x] I’ve watched porn movies.
[x] I have been in a threesome. (oh yeah!)
[ ] I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
[x] I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
[ ] I like and respect Al Sharpton.
[ ] I curse frequently.
[x] I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
[x] I have a hobby.
[x] I’ve been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing
[ ] I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
[x] I’m really, really smart.
[x] I’ve never broken someone’s bones. (that i know of)
[ ] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[ ]I hate the rain.
[ ] I’m paranoid at times.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I need money right now!
[x] I love Sushi.
[ ] I talk really, really fast.
[ ] I have fresh breath in the morning.
[ ] I have semi-long hair.
[ ] I have lost money in Las Vegas.
[x] I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
[ ] I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
[ ] I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
[ ] I have a twin.
[x] I have worn fake hair/fingernails/EYELASHES in the past
[ ] I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
[x] I like the way that I look sometimes.
[x] I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
[ ] I know how to cornrow.
[ ] I am usually pessimistic.
[ ] I have a lot of mood swings.
[ ] I think prostitution should be legalized.
[ ] I think Britney Spears is hot.
[x] I have a hidden talent
[ ] I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
[ ] I think that I’m popular.
[ ] I have kissed someone of the same sex.
[x] I enjoy talking on the phone. (sometimes)
[ ] I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
[x] I love to shop.
[ ] I would rather shop than eat!
[ ] I would classify myself as ghetto
[ ] I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
[ ] I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
[x] I don’t hate anyone.
[x] I’m a pretty good dancer.
[ ] I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
[ ] I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
[x] I have a cell phone.
[ ] I watch MTV on a daily basis.
[ ] I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
[ ] I love drama.
[ ] I have never been in a real relationship before.
[ ] I’ve rejected someone before.
[x] I currently have a crush on someone. (but i don't know who she is!)
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I want to have children in the future
[x] I have changed a diaper before.
[ ] I’ve called the cops on a friend before
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
[ ] I’m not allergic to anything
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[ ] I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger (thatd be cool at least once, tho)
[ ] I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie.
[ ] I am very shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I have at least 5 away messages saved.
[x] I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
[ ] I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past
[ ] I own the "South Park" movie.
[ ] I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal
[ ] When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
[ ]One of those neighbors was the same sex.
[x] I enjoy some country music. (bluegrass! and a few other songs)
[x] I would die for my best friend (or anyone else, for that matter)
[ ] I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
[ ] I watch soap operas whenever I can
[ ]I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
[x] I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
[ ] I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story"
[x] Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
[ ] I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
[ ] I have dated a close friend’s ex
[x] I have cut my self before.
[x] I am happy at this moment.
[ ] I have killed at least one hobo.
[x] I am doing this wearing no socks.

weee, that was fun!

Sunday, August 22, 2004

boxing lessons with a blind gorilla

So, im lookin in the thrifty nickel yesterday and i see an ad for 10 acres of wyoming fo $18k. i can't even find a house over here for that cheap. I am quite interested, as one of the things i definitely want in my place of living, is lots of land. Big open areas to play in. So i look online, and most of montana and the surrounding area is for sale, and for uber cheap. So i have decided to buy one of these parcels, after lots of research of course, so that when i can move out of here, ill have a nice big plot of land that I own. Then i can start building some kick ass house on it. Right now im leaning towards a tower of sorts, im gonna look up how high up that insects don't bother to go and bite you, because i want to sleep up high under the stars! Also, it just seemed like a cool and simple to build idea, a couple stories high with different room each level. Whatever i end up building, i want it to be out of stone. Like, Big rock construction. I have no idea how much they cost though, can't find anything online. I intend on doing most of the labor myself, and being self sufficient if i can, have a garden (eventually) and one of the first things im gonna build is add some wind generators. Ya know, those big modern day windmill lookin things. And maybe a few solarpanels. Boo yeah. Im thinkin i might just get a well dug, as depending on how far out i am it will be UBER spensive to get a water main put out to me. That would mean a septic tank too....but whatever. I also want to have my house have lots of sercret passages and rooms, underground tunnels n stuff. But that might have to be later on or something, and depending on where i actually buy. Id like to get a mountain or big hill or something. Weeeeeeee!

Anywho, i saw the excorcist beginning movie the other night. They did a pretty damn good job of keeping the feel of the original, at least in shock value. One of the creepy things about the first one was the low amount of characters, this one is kind of broad. But still has its fucked up parts, though nothing compared to "let jesus fuck you". That was by far the lowest point in movie history, i think. Still shocking though, in unexpectedness. But the movie did bring up an interesting question:

There was a nazi, a group of people and a priest. The nazi told the priest to pick out ten people out of the crowd, for the nazi to kill, or that he was going to kill them all. Thats a pretty fucked up situation. It would seem that theres no way out, ur dammed if you do or dammed if you don't. Except, what i saw was to do you best to disarm and stop that nazi. If successful, then you saved everyone, possibly at the cost of your own life (???) but at least you saved those people. Any other decision wouldn't end very well.

Well thats all for now. TTFN

Friday, August 13, 2004

such a rich deep red

i woke up with another nosebleed this morning. Quite a big one, actually, all over my shirt and pillow. I also scratched like crazy last nite, it was so itchy it was horrible! Ugh. Anywho, i realized today that the color of blood is actually really pretty, at least, when it first comes out. I don't like the dull red color of dry blood. Im...dammit there goes my nose again. brb...

wow im glad there's tile over here, i dripped twice! As i was saying, i really noticed it a few days ago when i cut my leg (or hit a scab i think) and big red trickle forged a path down my leg. It was a really pretty color red, but not worth the trouble it is to see it. Bleeding, that is. I don't mind bleeding, I mean i do it all the time and don't seem to notice, but its not cool when other people bleed.

hopefully, we get a hurricane today and i get to see a nice storm! Ill be driving around most of the day, but itll be ok :) I haven't seen a hurricane a few years, so im stoked! even if it is a little one. I am headed to vero to check out a machinist job, the only one on the list that said they should have a position available. woohoo! a job. yay!

the minimum pay is 7.30, so in the very least this will be a nice paying job.

Well, its started with a crazy night of halfsleep, half scratching, and a nosebleed. Lets see how the day unfolds!

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

fancy movin on a rainy day

managed a quick blurb: ive been movin my stuff, am currently living at my friend ashley's house until they move, and i should be able to get my own place really soon. i hope. Their damn dog likes to lick me, nonstop, its geting kind of annoying. not too much newness.

i have to find a way to see if i can get off community control and just get more probation or something. blargh.

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

get outta town, ya devil oi!

No way!i just found some long gone friends of mine from highschool, Jerry Johnston and Chris Tubbs! Its fucking awesome! Man, Chris is like my guitar hero, i remember him being so awesome in highschool, man, hes like my inspiration. And Jerry, dude, so funny! So awesome! Man, talk about olden times deluxe!

And me without an electric guitar...well, im savin my money for my new one....soonly soonlike said the clock!

Speaking of finding people from way back, apparently Liza Heron was on there too! I seriously doubt she remembers me, or if she does, it will most likely be Middle School Me. She was one of those awesome girls that you remember admiring but feeling totally unworthy of. That, and we didn't really run in the same social circles (so to speak). But damn, she had the coolest, longest red hair ive seen to date yet. And we all know how i feel about redheads. Anywho, nostalgia is nice.

dum dee dum, back to making ridiculoso video game stuff. Time for some food.

And ive lost my Munchen sweater, wonder where it went? oh well....

Monday, August 02, 2004

i can't sleep!

i was perusing some random crap when i came across

yeah, i thought the same thing but was like "whatever, to each their own" and read some stuff liked a bit of it. Then i found myself perusing some stupid site downing MTV because they are with planned parenthood. then my screen was awash with all these christian anti-abortion pro-life campaigns.

Its totally ridiculous.

i wonder if amid all their talk for living faith-filled lives they realize they are contradicting that by vehemently trying to close abortion clinics, withdrawing and scorning support of such places as well. Me? Pro-life or Pro-choice? I choose life buddy. Im both. You start with a choice, then you choose life, preferrably. That's where you have to take your 'ministry'. to the people that chose 'death'. What's that? It's not alive, so its not killing. You have no idea (nor do i), so that's not a valid statement. Illogical, as spock would say, to make an assumption without any data at all. So that means since the end result that you get is a live baby, then you gotta assume its alive when you know its there. But what do you do when someone else chooses death, and you are trying to get them to choose life?

Not much, really. You can't choose for them, you can only bear witness. Witness. There's a repeated word of the bible. Be a good witness. State your bit, what you know, what you've seen. Then let them make their decision. It is the total act of faith that God will do His Business after you've said your piece. So they chose death? Fuck, now you have a dead baby, and a lady who has killed a part of herself (or so I choose to think.)

So by getting rid of abortion clinics, abortion laws, and everything you can to get rid of that avenue as a choice, I wonder what that does. Some will still find a way. The choice is what matters, you may have changed a few results due to the lack of tools, or so you think. A bad mother can kill a kid with improper parenting just as much as an abortion can. I digress from here.

Since a kid is not self-sustaining, ie needing parents (thats why we have them) then it would seem to suggest that a child, by itself, is not completely alive without its parents, there is kind of a mutual living going on. Hmmm, it would make more sense to say that no one person is complete (completely alive even) by themselves. People are interconnected, so everyone is mutually alive. This would be balanced by no one person is really dead either. Of course, this entire idea is unfortunately based on ideas that are not fully understood and are not entirely accurate, I would imagine. Personally I think death is merely a step along the way, a transition if you will, into where we go next. Expounding on the previous statement seems innapropriate without more thought, however. And i think maybe i can fall asleep now.

i like other people, they are neat. I love some of them more intimately than others, but i do love people in general. It's fun!